I’m officially done work for the summer. Do you know what that means?
More late nights.
You know what that means?!
More of these.
Here’s what’s on tap tonight:
Or the Video Music Awards. There were some pretty ridiculous moments at the show this year. I had the privilege of tuning in and seeing the bitter end of Miley Cyrus’ performance.
If you haven’t seen already, this is what she was wearing:
This isn’t your father’s Hannah Montana…
Besides Miley’s enthusiastic attempt to out-weird Lady Gaga, there were some other key moments that should be highlighted.
Taylor Swift said this:
Will Smith’s family had this reaction at some point:
And Daft Punk was there to present an award but didn’t win the one they should have won (Song of the Summer), which they lost to 1 Direction.
Ugh, it hurt just typing that…
All in all, a solid show. Macklemore, Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars were a few of the better performers and provided some much needed highlights to fill the audience’s brains with something other than Miley Cyrus.
2. Oxford Dictionary
The Oxford Dictionary has just recently added two more words their book. And it pains me/makes me laugh at the mere thought of them.
The words are “Twerk” and “Food Baby”.
Yeah. I know.
So here’s twerk:
“A puny or insignificant person, generally male; a twerp; To twitch or jerk; To move the body in a sexually suggestive twisting fashion.”
And here’s food baby:
“A protruding stomach caused by eating a large quantity of food and supposedly resembling that of a woman in the early stages of pregnancy.”
Do you feel dumber now?
I think I’m going to try and throw some new slang words out there and see if any catch on. Maybe then I can get into the dictionary too.
So Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have just recently teamed up (Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!) to bring the world something that is clearly just being put out so that they’ll gain attention.
It’s a new song called, you guessed it, “Twerk”.
I highly dislike it. Besides the obvious reasons, it’s not at all catchy like the music Bieber is generally known for and Miley sounds like a twelve-year old girl who sucked in too much helium.
I can’t believe (or rather, “belieb”) I’m leaving you with this, but here’s the video if you’d like to find out how quickly the Demented Duo takes to make your ears bleed:
That’s all I’ve got for you guys tonight. Great to do one of these again.